Ramblings of a nonsensical pillock

berserkir @ 2007-07-06T22:46:00

2007-07-06T14:46:15Z

berserkir @ 2007-07-01T08:50:00

2007-07-01T00:51:21Z

Dear naughty people fucking around with bombs and cars in England.

Stop being cunts. Seriously, you're all fuckheads.

Fin.

Full Frontal Storytime with Poida (Eric Bana)

2007-06-28T01:37:28Z

Something a little less pissy :P

Eric Bana in his pre-Hollywood days. Ahhh the childhood memories :D

berserkir @ 2007-06-28T09:19:00

2007-06-28T01:20:15Z

$115 million funding for Christian chaplains in Australian schools.

So essentially thats a giant 'fuck you' to students of other religions and $115 mil that could have been used to buy resources for proper educations.

I have no problem with churches, mosques, temples whatever, in fact I think many are very pretty and most of the people are nice. I just think it's better to keep the brainwashing of our youngsters in the home and not in PUBLIC government run schools.

Hopefully the kiddies get a better Chaplain than mine. I lost count of how many times I got kicked out of scripture class in primary school for "disrupting the class with too many questions". :P

Hell... $115 mil for Buddhist monks would have been better. Less chance of crankiness plus the martial arts would keep the little tackers fit!

Or hey, how about multifaith chaplains or hell, lets go crazy and just have a councellor who can offer helpful advice for troubled kids other than "Well god says this..."

People make me cranky sometimes.

In other news, my everything hurts like biscuits :/

Oh and for any smartass that feels like commenting about "Wah wah, christian founded country" just shut it and hop over to Iraq, or Iran or wherever this months "Evil brown people with weird gods" live.

Let's start a fund to put a Richard Dawkins book in every school in Australia! Mwuhahahahahha! :D

berserkir @ 2007-06-21T14:37:00

2007-06-21T06:38:05Z

Wow, the Extended edition of Kingdom of Heaven makes so much more sense.

Like how he knows how to sword fight and sight trebuchets :P

berserkir @ 2007-06-21T13:56:00

2007-06-21T05:57:05Z

Ok seriously, all you evil terrorist types (or the USA government)

Please, for the love of all that is sensible and vaguely reasonable bomb the crap out of people who make shit like this happen.

I feel sorry for all the intelligent people (religious and not) who have to deal with these people.

Thankfully here in Australia they seem to not exist, or there are only enough of them to make them sound like the redneck freaks they are.

berserkir @ 2007-06-20T22:40:00

2007-06-20T14:40:54Z

Just finished watching Grindhouse.

Planet Terror was kinda cool but all up rather meh.

Death Proof however... fucking awesome!

berserkir @ 2007-06-20T13:58:00

2007-06-20T05:58:20Z

Attn: reactionist morons who get paid to make choices for me.

How dare you tell me what the fuck I can and cannot view.

Last time I checked this wasn't Russia in the 50's.

The answer is simple OFLC, you have R and X ratings, hows about using them for Computer games.

Fuckbags.

berserkir @ 2007-06-20T01:57:00

2007-06-19T17:57:58Z

Mmmm new angry finnish troll metal ftw!

berserkir @ 2007-06-19T04:53:00

2007-06-18T20:54:40Z

Keg are drunk.

Yay painkiler :D

Methinks poeple coming over for drinkies in the near future would be teh awesomenesstasticness.

HAM!

berserkir @ 2007-06-18T16:37:00

2007-06-18T08:38:00Z

Holy crap the modern BBC remakes of Geoffrey Chaucer's Canturbury Tales is absolutely awesometacular.

And Now I go to pick my folks up from the Airport!

berserkir @ 2007-06-11T16:10:00

2007-06-11T08:10:41Z

Just got my acceptance for Murdoch Uni in the post. Yay for being a student bum again :D

Starting Multimedia this semester and then next year it will be a double degree with Game design/production.

Yay learnding :D

Also, i've started downloading/watching Enterprise. It really is no way near as bad as everyone seems to think it is. I actually quite like it. So yeah, fuck you hippies :P

Oh the political cock-waving

2007-06-08T18:05:59Z

Hmm, well aparrently Iran has just been caught shipping weapons to the Taliban.

This begs the question... is this true, or is it an excuse for Dubbyas itchy trigger finger.

Time will tell I guess.

I still have a cold, it sucks. I have beer though. Yay!

berserkir @ 2007-05-28T19:06:00

2007-05-28T11:07:17Z

Not dead, just whibbly.

About to eat some chicken. Yum!

Things are still sore, 2+ weeks a non smoker, much exercise and vaguely healthier eating, need more beer and a bed that doesnt jam sharp metal into my flesh.

berserkir @ 2007-05-14T09:41:00

2007-05-14T01:41:25Z

QuitMeter Counter courtesy of www.quitmeter.com.

Feels good. Still craving. But it's not actually that bad. I even went for a run yesterday morning and didn't explode :P

Body is still sore and achey. But meh, shit happens :D

berserkir @ 2007-05-08T15:42:00

2007-05-08T07:42:28Z

Fmeeerrrggggghhhhh

I think I did a bit too much exercise last night, my entire chest/arm area is absolutely screwed, i'm talking twice as sore as it's usual pain levels.

Had some meaty painkillers, not doing dick though. Keg want pass out plzkthnx

VOCATIONAL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR!

2007-05-07T07:12:49Z

If you have any interest in history I recommend watching the new series 'The Tudors'. It rules.

Have been watching WAY too much Time Team recently. Of course by way too much I mean "Not enough dear god give me more!". I must say my favourite person in the whole show has to be Phil. With his west country accent and awesomely shabby hat he looks like he should be driving a tractor and drinking cider. The accent is especially awesome when he gets excited and starts rambling. Vundebar!

I declare that there should be more west country accents in the world of entertainment. More I say!!!!!!

(btw if you have no idea what I mean by 'west country' accent just pop a lord of the rings dvd on and listen to the hobbits) ;)

Medical tape came off my shoulders. Sounds like popcorn with all the crunching and popping :P

So uh yeah, i'm going to go and do stuff now.... or something.

This is not the random post you're looking for....

berserkir @ 2007-04-30T01:28:00

2007-04-29T17:28:36Z

Hot damn i'm loving this weather. Raaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnn. Soggy good :D

Just saw the Bloodrayne movie. It was honestly like dental torture. Breasts yay, but nonetheless. It was obvious they had spent a bit of money on the sets/film/cgi but the acting was dreadful, worse than small children bad. Not to mention the fact that all the swords were made of ugly rebated (blunt) aluminium. Remember kids, you use the sharp steel ones for close ups and the ugly matt aluminium for the fighting.. *facapalms*

Also, as the internet is a REALLY bad place to look for this, I was wondering if any of my history geek friends had any good academic links or book recommendations for archaeological finds related to leather belts, pouches, bags and more importantly shoes/boots in pre-roman Britain. Sort of 300 BCE - 30 CE. Let me know :D

As a side note I have sown a small patch of barley in my veggie patch as the pumpkins have basically finished what they are doing. If it turns out well I might try some wheat or something next. Yay geek stuff :P

Medical tape puling my shoulders in odd positions hurts like fuck. I'm sure it's doing something good but hot damn would I love to get this stuff off me.

berserkir @ 2007-04-25T14:59:00

2007-04-25T06:59:35Z

They went with songs to the battle, they were young.
Straight of limb, true of eyes, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted,
They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.

berserkir @ 2007-04-10T12:56:00

2007-04-14T18:56:36Z

Mmmm Disenfranchised.

I fell asleep on ze couch. The manipulation I had yesterday still hurts like a bastard and has given me a headache.

Pool table is in now too. It's relatively flat.... ;)

Also, hurry the fuck up BBC, I want Doctor Who.

I must say, i'm pleased with the doctors new offsider. a) She's not a fuckign chav b) She has a brain and c) She's rather attractive. And by rather I mean very :P

berserkir @ 2007-04-14T15:37:00

2007-04-14T07:37:51Z

Since I am poor and feeling rather sore I will not be going out to boogie on down at the discotheque tonight.

Instead I will be staying in and watching movies. If anyone would care to join me, send an email to jgimblett at gmail.com or message me on msn, gtalk whatever and I will give you the address.

As usual i'll probably be up till about 4 - 6am so yeah, go nuts :P

berserkir @ 2007-04-14T02:34:00

2007-04-13T18:35:14Z

Yarr

Went to the Physio today. Guy was very cool, told me in great detail the reason why things are sore and things like that. Remarked that my shoulder had caused several problems to my body, mainly things like pulling several ribs into odd positions and straining the shit out of my neck, not to mention said misplaced ribs pinching nerves which is why certain parts of my shoulder are so tender and why my right hand is constantly numb/has pins and needles.

Did some manipulation and other physio related stuff. One particular part resulted in me passing out from the pain :P I rember him doing stuff to my upper back muscles, it really hurt and then I recall the carpet looking a bit weird and then being woken up.

So yeah, i'm hopeful this guy might be able to do some good.

Have had a few beers which is usually good for the ouchiness but atm I can still feel everything in all it's paintastic glory.

Time to try and sleep, or rather lay down and hope to fuck I can withstand the urge to move at all.

On a less painful note, my aircon is working again and i'm getting a pool table in the spare room in the next day or two. *wiggles happily*

berserkir @ 2007-04-10T16:29:00

2007-04-10T08:29:48Z

If you are from Perth and I like you and you didn't see the party invite I posted earlier let me know.

I tried to do a secure locked post but knowing me i've probably left people out.

berserkir @ 2007-04-08T15:38:00

2007-04-08T07:38:45Z

Nothing says easter more than songs about Trolls.

Be aware, my 23rd partay will be on friday 20th April. Will post proper details soon.

Now back to cleaning! Cleaning makes ouchy. Stupid dirt. *shakes fist*

berserkir @ 2007-03-27T21:46:00

2007-03-27T13:47:00Z

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hyperventilates orgasmically* Billy Connolly as a zombie!!!! AAWWHWHTHGJKFBNFKJFPYFLPUT:VKHOUCYGPOF!

FNYEEERRRGGHAN!!!

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